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Hannah

Extremely sexy, fantastic at giving blow jobs and is in love with a Marine
"Damn, did you see that Hannah girl?"
"Yeah, she's fucking sexy!"
by sexychick696969 October 20, 2011
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Hannah Montana

a terrible, unfunny, lameass, suck show on Disney Channel that is about a 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever. She puts on a wig and everyone become retarded and can't reconize its the same 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever that is in their high school. She is accompanied by her totally retarded brother who I hate, and her idiot father who wrote a one hit wonder that isn't even good. The only good person on the show is the hot friend Lily.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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Hanna

The girl you realized you loved too late. I'm sorry for hurting you.
I'm sorry for taking you for granted, Hanna.
by I'mSorryForEVERYTHING October 17, 2017
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Hannah Montana

Your average disney show about a horsefaced little girl trying to overcome multiple personality syndrome.

Apparently a blonde costume wig can fool all of America, who knew. Yeah, the acting is terrible, but what do you expect from a kid's show. This girl isn't very pretty, and her voice slightly reminds everyone of their drunk uncle's.

But here's something even weirder. "Hannah Montana" was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. Then she joined the show as Hannah Montana, and Miley Ray Stewart. So this little girl changes her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. That's just weird, I'm even confused.

Does anyone else actually become their television character?

Another thing, she's a terrible role model. While at first she was sweet and corny, now she has gotten about 5-10 racy pictures leaked. I don't mean Vanity Fair, I mean Wet-White-T-Shirt-That's-All-In-The-Shower-Sent-To-Nick-Jonas.


There were obviously many little girl who would have done a much better job, but based on her father's one hit country wonder, our fake accent hit came to be.



god, help us.
Hannah Montana is slowly taking over the world with her nonsense lyrics and strange mental defects.
by kitteeeeen. October 22, 2008
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Hannah

Hannah is a princess, you can't help but adore her amazing qualities. She has an amazing personality that everyone loves. She's extremely loving and kind hearted if you're dating this girl consider yourself a lucky man.. ;) Her tired voice is extremely sexy she's smart, funny, adorable, and just a cutie!!!! Her body is god like and she likes to have a good time :) <3
Wow that Hannah girl is so nice and cute!!! :)
by Wannabehannah July 25, 2012
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Seeing a Hannah smile at you will instantly turn you gay. There's no turning back. Accept your fate, for you are now gay.
1: Oh my god, is that Hannah?
2: Yes. I think I'm gay for her.
1: Me too!
by Hannah_Sexy June 6, 2020
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Hannah is a chocolate donut
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