Hammerstorm

1. Heros of newerth charcter
2. the only thing that can go toe-to-toe with Chuck norris

BITCH U GOT HAMMERSTORMED

omg they have chuck norris, well we have hammerstorm

chuck norris can walk though land, but hammerstorm and swim through chuck norris

hammerstorm doesn't get wet the water get HAMMERSTORMED.

by Pathfinderz September 8, 2009

Hummus Hummer

1. A sexual act in which a woman spreads Hummus on a male’s penis and then performs fellatio on said person with the hummus on the penis.

2. Another name for anal sex between 2 gay men. Referencing the fact that Greek people stereotypically love hummus and greek is another term for anal sex.

1. Teresa told Dan to go to the store and pick up some Hummus so she could eat some pita chips and give him a Hummus Hummer

2. Bob and Steve left the gay bar early so they could exchange Hummus Hummers.

by MASA SPLINTER July 28, 2011

Hummer Pinkie

When they see a guy driving a Hummer or other obscene SUV type vehicle,
girls raise their pinkie finger and wave it at the driver to signal their opinion of his equipment and what he is probably trying to make up for.

-I couldn't believe he drives a Q7.
-You know that guy's got a Hummer Pinkie.

by tranziz March 24, 2009

Hummelstown

hummelstown is a small town next to hershey pa.
it is known to be mad boring for most people, until drugs come into the picture. you can catch most hummelstown kids/teens/adults under the influence of marijuana/coricidin/coke/alcohol/acid/shrooms/vikes/etc.
but anyway, if ur lookin for a place with mad fuckin retarded police who drive chargers and dont know what there doing, go to hummelstown.
if your looking for a place thats chill to smoke and drink and all that, but have absolutely nothing to do, go to hummelstown....
btw lower dump high school is a piece of shit and the faculty can go suck a big fat cock, which most might, cause there all fuckin faggots....enough said

p1: yo lets go to hummelstown so we can get fucked upp
p2: yeah then we can sit around and do nothing for a long time
p1,p2: yeyeyeyey!!

by brookebitch May 12, 2011

Hummer 'n run

When a man receives oral sex from a girl who is leaving town the next day.

Hoyt pulled a Hummer 'n run on this girl he met at the bar last night. She was drunk. He brought her home. He got a blow job.

She moved to another city the next day.

by The Great White Cracker May 21, 2009

hummered

The act of tossing a student out of a karate class for being disruptive or uncooperative.

Did you hear the garbage Timmy was saying in class today?
Yeah I did. But one of the instructors hummered him.

by Jay B Kay May 31, 2007

A bag of hammers

Used in reference of some one or some thing that is being or is stupid.

This is not to be confused for "As dumb as a box of rocks." or "soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit."

Man your as smart as a bag of hammers.

Thats as dumb as a bag of hammers.

The cheerleader is as soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit.

by ShuaM75 October 30, 2007