toothless hummer

The act of a female that has no teeth providing sexual stimulation

Ruth gives a lot of guys toothless hummers to be popular

by truckps3 August 04, 2015

nut hummer

Having your nuts sucked on.

Oh man, I got such a good nut hummer!

by Jdub9 September 09, 2017

silver hummer

When an elderly person with silver hair gives you a blowjob

Have you ever gotten a silver hummer?

by 1rand0m February 03, 2024

Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 24, 2013

sky hummer

A sky hummer is when you smoke tobacco in a plane while humming the words to the American national anthem

I sky hummered the shit out of that plane!

by StretchDude November 15, 2016

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 09, 2011

Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.

I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson

by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024