Someone with a justified and
well-founded fear of homophones.
Homophones are those
words which sound the same but mean
something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.
I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the
words is completely opposite.
That's why I and my
redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town.
YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!
After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We'
re not having that in this corn patch, no siree
Bob.