holy guacamole

OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.

Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.

by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 3, 2009

Holy Holes

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.

I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"

by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007

Hollywood Screen Test

When a cop in a rural area drives out into the middle of nowhere with a handcuffed suspect in back, slams on the brakes and causes the person to fly into the screen cage, causing them much pain and discomfort.

This asshole in the back keeps acting up, he's gonna get called for a Hollywood Screen Test.

by Hiro Yamamoto November 11, 2006

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

Hollywood parking

(noun) An open parking space immediately in front of the store or building you're wanting to visit. So named because they're mysteriously always available in TV and movies, but somehow you never run across them in real life.

Also called "Hollywood parking space(s)."

Example 1: "Hitchcock's 'Vertigo' is full of Hollywood parking. I mean come on man, have you *ever* found a good parking spot in San Francisco?"

Example 2: "Dude, the only way I'm buying a keg is if we get Hollywood parking at the liquor store. There's no way I'm gonna hump that thing across a parking lot."

by b1-66er April 29, 2008

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005

holly

The most beautiful girl. You love her but you never have the courage to ask her out. She's so nice, smart, cute, trustworthy and innocent. She's just perfect. If you find yourself a holly, never give her up.

She's also such a fucking turnon like wtf she doesn't even have that big of ass or tits shes just so fucking hot like wtf.

Yo, Luke, I'm finally in with holly.

by seventeen adore u November 21, 2018