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Homework

Hellish,
Ominous
Mound of

Extremely
Wasteful and
Obligatory
Redundant
Krap
Person 1: I have homework.

Person 2: Good luck developing a personality and social life!
by ExtraMustard September 29, 2014
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What you're procrastinating from doing right now.
I don't want to do my homework so I'll search random stuff on Urban Dictionary in hopes it will magically finish itself
by Silver145 November 7, 2013
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I have shit (Homework) to do.
by Kiwiz4Life March 16, 2017
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You waste 7 hours of your day at school to learn crap that probably won't help you when your older. I get up at 5:30 every morning and school starts at freaking 7:20. When you come home it still doesn't end... Nope, THE TEACHERS ARE HUNGRY FOR MORE. They pile up a hella bunch of homework that they expect it to be done the next day. The torture follows us all the way home. It effects the amount of time I get to sleep, which makes me more and more exhausted as the days go by until I finally reach the weekend. And the less sleep you get and the more exhausted you get, the worse your grades get. How do the teachers expect you to get a 4.0 GPA when you can barley keep your eyes open in class. IT'S THE F TEACHERS' FAULTS BECAUSE THEY CHOOSE TO GIVE US THE HOURS AND HOURS OF HOMEWORK FOR NO REASON... I congratulate you if you made it through this whole paragraph 🎉
I have a project, a 5 page essay, book work, and some worksheets for homework tonight that are all due tomorrow... fml
by Lazytownnn February 26, 2017
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Homework is a necessary part of school. It is most commonly whined about by retards who made most of the other homework definitions. What most people fail to understand is that if you were to sit in a quiet room, with no distractions, you will finish your homework in about an hour. Projects only take 10-20 minutes a day if you start the day it's assigned and finish the day before it's due. So overall, if you had a test, an assload of homework, and a project all due tomorrow, the most it should take you is 3 hours, with breaks. On normal days, about an hour and a half on your homework. Thats 6 1/2 hours at school, and 1 1/2 hours at home caring about your education. On average you need 8 hours of sleep. So no need to stay up late doing homework and wake up tired, you will recieve the correct amount of sleep. Thats 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of school-related crap, and 7 hours (considering you wake up and hour before school) to do whatever the fuck you want. I dont care what you do with those 7 hours, but its 7 fucking hours. Homework is not a pain in the ass. There is 7 hours of free time for you, and a good night's sleep. The point is, if you do your homework when you get home, and do it efficiently, you'll get good grades and have plenty of free time. And if you have an abnormally large amount of homework, have 5 hours of free time. Stop bitching, do your homework, its not that bad.
slacker: Fuck the teacher, 2 pages of math homework? I have shit to do.
intelligent teenager: It'll take like 10 minutes if you actually try, stfu.
by CHAchooCHA August 22, 2011
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The act of sneaking cans/bottles of beer into a party, sports event, concert, casino, etc. Typically, the most common way of sneaking in "homework" is via backpack but purses, handbags, fanny packs, and more are acceptable too. The individual beer is referred to as "pages" of an essay. Each beer is a page. The name in front of "homework" is generally that of the person transporting the cans/bottles of beer.
Hey, can I get another page of James' "homework"?

I'm about half way done with this page.

Ok guys, thanks for all the help but I've only got another two pages of homework left. Anyone else want to help?
by spectreU98 June 30, 2009
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I hate homework.
by IgannuaGirlisok March 2, 2018
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