hockey player

Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):

An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.

1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"

2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"

by ArchDevil September 18, 2004

ice hockey

When you are French kissing a partner and hook ice cubes out of their mouth into yours.

Person 1: How's your new girlfriend?
Person 2: Great. We played ice hockey last night.

by yapX July 21, 2023

fruit hockey

when you’re in the gym shower and guys are smacking their penises against other guys testicles, as the dick is the stick and the loins are the puck

rodney: bro i heard you and coach have been playing fruit hockey

horace: only a lil bit my jit

by lildog776 November 17, 2022

Floor Hockey

A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.

"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"

by Julius Sezuire March 16, 2014

Hockey boys

Hot af, as long as they don't have a mullet

Bestie: "Hockey boys are so hot"
Me: " True, but most of them have ugly ass mullets"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.

hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?

by duke1776 April 23, 2008

bull hockey

Use this when you want to call B.S. on something someone says ( useful in a work environment ). It's a combination of "bull shit" and the phrase "horse hockey" ( which also means "nonsense" ).

I'm sorry but what you're saying is just bull hockey.

by anonymous November 30, 2020