Water hoarder

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions

I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!

by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021

Texas Horseride

When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.

Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill

by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021

Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.

Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.

by Sik240sx December 10, 2022

curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street

Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders

by Detective Inspect April 15, 2023

Dock Hoarder

A "Dock Hoarder" is a term for the game Rust, referring to people who own multiple tugboats, submarines, and regular rhibs and keep them at the fishing village.

Naked 1: Man, I've been trying to get a tugboat all day but the Dock Hoarders have them.
Naked 2: Man I fucking hate Dock Hoarders.

by TriggerJug July 11, 2023

emotional hoarder

Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.

Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.

by Rich Hersh February 27, 2024

Pre-hoarder

A collector that orders things in advance to ensure they are one of the first to recieve to add to their collection

Danny always pre-hoarders the newest cell phone gadgets.

by InitialDYee March 5, 2024