hoarkerize

1. v. To play a trick or a joke on someone. Very similar to a stag, only without much planning or forethought. 2. n. hoarkerization. 3. v.i. hoarkerizing, hoarkerized.

"Dude, let's hoarkerize Alan by lighting his english assignment on fire, then, when he starts freaking out, we'll piss on it to put it out!"

by JnglKng April 14, 2005

haret

The type of person to have a Chile largo and has tits too

Damn I want to be just like Haret

by HaretBoi May 22, 2018

Hare Krishna Lady

A extremely dedicated old lady in Leicester by the clocktower who sings some next level crap song everyday, no matter what the weather or time she’s just always there, she may be a jinn as she doesn’t ever get tired . Her voice is on point and she will be entering Britain’s got talent in 2020 if she’s still alive. This lady wear funny outfits and gives you weird stares. Can’t lie she sometimes sounds like some next level crackhead and is bare jokes. Pure free entertainment

The Hare Krishna Lady’s voice was ringing in my head whilst in the shower

by anonymouslcgyally October 23, 2019

Poon Hoarder

A poon hoarder is a friend who tries to cock block you even though they know they have no chance with the girl

Can you believe he is being a poon hoarder? She is obviously not into him and he knew that when he saw her talking to me.

by purgatorybound March 19, 2009

Hare Brained

A person having the intelligence of a rabbit.

An idea or philosophy that a rabbit could have conjured up

George W. Bush was the most hare brained President we ever had

Who ever came up with the hare brained idea of a burial vault?

by Stefonamus April 2, 2010

hoardiffying

adj- when an event is so frightening it is akin to a catagory 5 hoarder.

Thats hoardiffying! They found several mummified cats in her pre-civil war vagina!!

by 2moreassholes September 7, 2010

Hoardible

An item that is overly collected by an individual, or group of individuals, to the point where the act of excessive collecting has turned into hoarding.

Guy #1: Yo, guy #2, have you seen tom's collection of broken tv's? He says he gets them on craigslist.

Guy #2: Yeah man he has 236 now. It's his new hoardible.

by KrispyCheese February 25, 2012