Helena

A sincere, loving, funny, beautiful young-woman, with an amazing body. Usually has an amazing boyfriend who's name starts with a J. She has tons of friends and everyone loves her.

Girl : "I wish i was a Helena and had such a great boyfriend"

by TisyNalaFfej August 3, 2011

Hedonistic Slut Pringle

a human being who's sole purpose is to get laid and is a maniac who can't get enough, always has to one up everyone around them and sex is the only thing their feeble brain can utter out with words. always has to have just one more conquest.

look at that jive chump, acting like some wannabe casanova, whatever tho that hedonistic slut pringle will find out the hard way with worshipping that much evil.

by Tussinfinity May 16, 2014

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Mount Saint Helens

When you shart and jizz at the same time.

Me and my GF just got back from Bernies Burritos and things got a little steamy in my car and in mid thrust I had a Mount Saint Helens. She then proceeded to lick my butthole.

by Merrick and Smitty January 28, 2010

Helenomics

Taking tax dollars from lower and middle income folks in order to fund massive construction projects that benefit the well connected wealthy. In turn the well connected wealthy make sizeable political contributions to the politician in question.

The theory of Helenomics was created by Helen Shiller, the alderman of the 46th Ward of Chicago - you skim $125,000,000 in incremental property tax revenue from the county's coffers to build low, very low, and extremely low income housing projects, giving the government contracts to your cronies and friends, who then turn around and donate large sums of money back into your political campaigns.

by WhatTheHelen December 8, 2006

helengrad

The new name for the Uptown, Chicago neighborhood, should Helen Shiller win re-election in February of 2007.

In order to accentuate the communist and socialist leanings of Alderman Helen Shiller, we will rename Uptown and the 46th ward of Chicago "Helengrad".

by What The Helen November 25, 2006

halonian

Someone or something, that is extremely addicted to or cannot live without the Halo videogames.

I am a halonian, are you?

by the_man_from_nantucket July 12, 2006