Very quiet and calculative person overthinks the simplest of things and an ambivert that can control their emotion with great proficiency to hide weakness
by Envixmh2 May 20, 2023
Get the mark harold mug.The act of pretending to be a specific age and another gender to be with someone like, then, when you break up, to lie about your information, and say you are older, when you are infact younger.
by TOOLBEAT July 18, 2025
Get the Finnian Harold Andrews mug.An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.
Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025
Get the Old Harold mug.To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
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Get the Do a harold mug.When a man has sex in missionary position and intensely stares into the eyes of his opponent whilst sweating profusely. The Dirty Harold
by Craneo90 February 17, 2026
Get the The Dirty Harold mug.While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold
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