Harkenuinely

A word to describe how something is genuinely so realistic and terrifying it’s to cry about.

That thing is harkenuinely disgusting…

by Badware March 19, 2026

Harking It

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"

Sorry mom, cant come to lunch im too busy harking it

by anonymous March 31, 2025

Harken

Harken is one of 5 Killers in Die of Death. When filled, her speed and damage are increased but her stamina is reduced to 94 until the meter drains back to 10.Harken is a giant mechanical-looking yellow construct with long limbs, uniquely being much taller than the Civilians and other Killers. Her head has a large closed eye in the middle of her face and two metal pins to the left and right, with another one appearing to serve as her neck. Her torso is shaped very strangely, with the bottom right being cut off and the left of her torso being somewhat curved down to the right (when looking forward).When Enraged, her eye opens, revealing it to be a green eye with a black line splitting it down the middle. Harken's head also splits into three, with it being cut downwards to the right.
R: Immolate
Harken manifests a light javelin and impales herself, gaining its energy and dealing 80 damage to herself, and an additional 20 damage from bleeding.
From using Immolate, Harken generates 15 noise for her Noise Meter, and while Harken's bleeding, she has a significant boost to her speed.
Harken is unable to use Immolate while Enraged.
Cooldown: 35 seconds
Harken is made of Sand/Sandstone, Harken can turn into glass, and its very painful during the process.

Harken got jumped in a gunslinger round!
Hamken trin gol...🤤

by MequotAndHarkensParent January 26, 2026

Garry Harkering

When a person adds someone on Facebook solely because he/she finds them attractive. Even though they do not live in the same city, have friends in common, or have ever seen this person in real life.

Garry: " Hey."
Beautiful girl: " Ello, who the hell are you? lol"
Innocent bystander: " Man... He be Garry Harkering."

by Cacacacaaaaachris March 14, 2011

dallas harker

"Dallas Harker" is another word for ugly faggot who has a pedo mustache

why your being a dallas harker

by FLUXY MAN December 27, 2015

Olivia Harkin

Stupid Ammature who hates everyone

Olivia Harkin is so annoying

by Killerkemestar November 6, 2016

Mathias Harket Birkeland

Mathias is the coolest guy you will ever see. If he gets too cool throw some money at him and he will disappear instantly. If anyone says he is not the most powerful man in the world you should eat them for lunch.

How will be the new ruler of the world?
-Mathias Harket Birkeland

by Mathias Harket Birkeland February 8, 2017