Harkee

someone who owns a Lamborghini and has a big butt

Ohhh it’s harkee

by Anda the hedgehog January 5, 2020

Harkee

1. an indian student who has, is, or will go to Harker, who has too big of an ego and thinks that he is "gangsta" just because he wears the Ecko logo.

Their are too many Harkees nowadays. They need to be shown what ghetto really is.

by Big Jim October 11, 2004

Harkees

Canadian term for nice male breasts. Large saggy male boobs caused by weight gain and arrogance.

Damn did you see those Harkees? They are bigger than grapefruits, eh?

by Slick4557 May 19, 2023

Captain Jack Harkness

A character in the popular BBC series of Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood. Played by John Barrowman, MBE. Captain Jack first appeared in the episode " The Empty Child" . Unfortunately Jack dies in his travels with the Doctor but is reserected by Rose when she absorbs the time vortex , it is later discovered that he is immortal. In the Future Jack is knowen as the face of Boe. Jack is the first non-heterosexual character in Doctor Who. A flirt Jack has often been referred to as a "walking innuendo".

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.

by TheNerp December 20, 2014

harkness test

The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must:
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.

If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.

*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.

Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.

Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.

by imsorrymom July 20, 2019

Agatha Harkness

The hottest female MCU Villain played by Kathryn Han herself.

“Agatha Harkness is hot.”
“She killed a dog.”
“As she should.😩☝🏻“

by Marvelvibes March 6, 2021

Jack Harkness

Canon Doctor Who/Torchwood Character. Omnisexual(According to John Barrowman),Iantoloving,Immortal, Ex-Time Agent from the Boeshane Peninsula in the 51st century. Companion of the 9th Doctor and temporary companion of the 10th. Actor is John Barrowman. Extremely flirty and extremely fabulous.

"Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?" Jack was trying to flirt. "Oi! Stop it!" There was a noise in the background.

by Sharkcat12 January 6, 2016