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two-handed zamboni

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.
Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.
by wuntoothrie June 16, 2011
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palmela handerson

When a guy masturbates!
Get It? PALM-ela HAND-erson!
Like your PALM & your HAND!
All guys at one point or another have had a date with PALM-ela HAND-erson!
by SuperThought October 1, 2003
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Heavy-handed

When someone has heavy fists, making them good at fighting.
How that skinny girl beat her up? She just heavy-handed.
by Queen_jayyy May 30, 2018
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Left-handed

About 10% of people are left handed. People who are left handed are very creative. Left-handed people are super kind and like to give back to the homeless. If you have a left-handed friend you are very lucky because they are NEVER leaving you and they will stand up for you when nobody else will.
I wish I was left-handed!
by EllieCooper17 May 18, 2021
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White Handed

When a man is caught post-masturbation, pre-cleanup.
She walked in on me with a knuckle omlette.

Dude, she caught you white handed!
by Scandanavian746 March 27, 2011
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Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob

While the female eats a man's asshole in doggystyle position and gives him the reach around hand job.
"Oh Sharon I'm just dying to get one of those Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjobs you're always bragging about!"
by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007
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