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Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.
Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.
by maxflight June 19, 2010
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plainville handshake

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.
I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?
by HoratioHornblower February 16, 2009
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got them hands

Man! you see that figh? Tyese got them hands. he kicked that boys ass
by Lonnie White February 18, 2009
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Dirty Handshake

So named for its resemblance to the familiar hand based greeting. This pleasure technique requires the female to be in a doggy style position as four fingers and as much of your hand are inserted into the vagina. Assuming the female has not gorged herself on Tommy's Burger, the thumb can be safely used to penetrate the anus without fear of mudslides. Also referred to as "four in the slit, one in the shit".
If you got deals to make, seal them with a dirty handshake.
by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010
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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

1. A novel nickname created by Strongbad in the Teen Girl Squad Tenthennial Extravaganza.
2. Jack Booth, the sexiest supervisor to have ever lived.
Ohmigoodness, I work with Sir Hotbod Handsomeface-- he is just *so* dreamy!
by Taralynn November 9, 2005
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Universally Handsome

Being sexually or physically appealing to someone no matter your ethnicity or that person's usual general preference.
My friend finally met the Italian that I'd been telling her about. Though our tastes in guys usually differ, she had to agree that he was hot stuff. I thought up the word "universally handsome" to describe our mutual appreciation.
by cdbb September 8, 2008
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Roman Hands

A play on word which is used to describe the sexual act of "roaming" (groping) hands.
My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Roman Hands" I will have to castrate him.
by benjsmith74 April 5, 2009
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