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texas hamburger 

Eating out someone's asshole. (Because you have brown in between two buns)
I totally gave that chick a texas hamburger last night!
texas hamburger by kennnnnn May 10, 2007

Chicken Hamburger 

A hamburger, but instead of a patty, there is chicken. Mostly used in Mexico instead of "chicken sandwich". Even if Adam is against that.
I'm so hungry... Dood let's get a chicken hamburger. How bout a Tendercrisp from Burger King?
Chicken Hamburger by Tabris Frost December 23, 2008

Happy hamburger 

Someone who's just finished a meal and has to tell everyone how good it was. These people should be avoided at all cost, they will only suceed in pissing you off.

a happy hamburger can also be someone whos overly happy over the stupidest thing
Obi: Wooo! that cheeseburger was sooo great you gotta-

Dred: Stop being such a happy hamburger you noob.

Obi: My hair is so awesome-

Dred: your really starting to dissappoint me you happy hamburger...
Happy hamburger by Lordreduxx August 28, 2010

hamburger 

A chick's pussy that has been fucked by too many guys. It looks like a raw hamburger.
Dude, Cesar, Stacy's pussy looks like a hamburger
hamburger by Jimboner April 14, 2005

hamburger tits 

a fat women with saggy sweaty breasts with unusually large nipples
she deffinatly should be at this nude beach , her hamburger tits are making me sick .
hamburger tits by aprillll June 17, 2005

Earl Of Hamburger 

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.
"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"