The act of falling asleep on the toilet, generally after consuming a large quantity of alcohol. Sitting on it nude and clasping a book is optional.
"I couln't get into the toilet last night. Chris had come home pissed and performed a 'Half Elvis'. It took 30 minutes of banging on the door until he woke up!"
by mmaplethorpe March 7, 2008
Get the Half Elvismug. by katie was here August 7, 2007
Get the half-witmug. Someone who does not commit to a full send for the boys and are generally pussies when it comes to some savage shit.
by nihiligratis December 6, 2017
Get the Half Sendermug. While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.
Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat
(Child falls in pool)
Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)
(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)
Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"
Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"
Man: Huh?
Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"
Man: "No Problem-o"
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat
(Child falls in pool)
Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)
(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)
Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"
Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"
Man: Huh?
Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"
Man: "No Problem-o"
by jsanctuary13 June 22, 2011
Get the Half-n-Half Savemug. A long term girlfriend/boyfriend, or your wife/husband. So called because they are very special to you and it is as though they complete you.
by Atomik Spongeface July 7, 2008
Get the other halfmug. 1. starting something with no intention of finishing.
2. talking like you are going toget violent with someone and not follow through.
being half assed.
2. talking like you are going toget violent with someone and not follow through.
being half assed.
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
Get the half steppingmug. A more derogatory version of half caste used to describe people of mixed race. Made more offensive maybe by the implied casually dismissive nature of the phrase. Often pronounced arf chat.
Regionally popular in the UK (South Eastern England among older people and possibly a phrase coined by soldiers during the British colonial occupation of India in the 19th century.
Regionally popular in the UK (South Eastern England among older people and possibly a phrase coined by soldiers during the British colonial occupation of India in the 19th century.
by Chelonian October 6, 2011
Get the Half chatmug.