Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.

“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”

by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020

Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.

Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.

by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023

Project Hail Mary

A really good book with a star and a rock and stuff.

"Hey have you read Project Hail Mary?"
"No"
"You should its really good"
"Dave this is the tenth time you've told me this. Please stop"

by SethBloc September 8, 2021

Nut Hail Mary

When you ejaculate across the room and into the anal cavity of either a male or a female.

My bitch wanted a nut hail mary so I threw it.

by Legiitz September 15, 2018

Haile

The mustiest girl I have ever met. She dumped out her backpack and trash flowed out onto the table. She looks like a rabbit when she smiles and wears dollar store falsies. Her extensions don't match her hair color and those highlights ain't doing her no good.

"Have you seen Haile?"
"Yea bro she smelt like a trash can."

by anonymous May 17, 2022

The Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Hail Mary Dynamite".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Haile

Haile: An Ethiopian name that effortlessly combines strength and allure. For boys and men, it radiates handsome coolness and self-pride. For girls, it becomes a symbol of captivating beauty and magnetic charm.

Haile attractive, handsome intelligence, shiny for man

by Xoxox00 November 23, 2023