Hailss

Nickname for "Hailey."
An affectionate nickname, reffering to:

One of the nicest, most caring girls you'll ever meet. They have such patience for mistakes, and are so sweet all the time... Haileys are always so pretty... and if you hate her then you're like retarted. Once you meet one she'll change your life forever...only for the better, of course :)
it could be that you would even fall in love with one.
They make for amazing girls and even more incredible best friends.
Always makes me smile every time I see her, or talk to her, or even just think about her- which ends up happening often. Don't lose her. It'll be the biggest mistake you'll ever make.

And ps they're great in videos. Especially vlogs.

"i'm sorry for everything i ever did to hurt you, Hailss. I don't ever want to lose you cause you're the best thing that ever happened to me!" :)

by everydayimtumblin' October 16, 2011

knuckle hailstorm

A barrage of knuckle punches on a individual during a first class ass whooping.

John Doe: I'm sorry, what did you say?

Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!

This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.

by CptAmerica April 18, 2011

golden hailstorm

Similar to the golden shower, the golden hailstorm is a sexual act in which one person urinates on another, while passing a kidney or ureteral stone. Due to its rarity and near improbability, the golden hailstorm is often praised heavily by its receiver.

Late one night at the senior center, Martha and Frank started getting frisky with one another. Martha started to take off Frank's pants but he quickly stopped her. "Hold on, i've got a surprise for you!" he said with a wink. He then finished taking off his pants, and immediately started screeching loudly. Luckily for Martha, she had her hearing aid turned down, but she could still see Frank's visible agony. Just as she was about to ask if he was okay, Frank suddenly unleashed the golden hailstorm all over Martha's face. Three small stones hit her straight in her open mouth, and the immense pressure of the previously-blocked urine sprayed Martha like the rains of a Category Five hurricane. Martha was overcome by the sheer beauty of the golden hailstorm; she later described it as akin to seeing the aurora borealis or like being kissed by the Pope. After the golden hailstorm, Martha treated Frank to hours over intercourse, as she in awe of being a part of the rare golden hailstorm.

by mrboochieman November 29, 2013

Hershey Hailstone

When the gases in your colon are so great that they fire out a turd that bounces of the porcelain with loud report!

After Jon ate that burrito he was raining some serious "Hershey Hailstone!"

by My Anus January 28, 2013

hailsham community college

a shit hole with shit teachers and a load of fucking idiots exspecilly year 11s and greg goddard

Hailsham community college is shit

by the shammer April 21, 2015

haissa

Haissa is a wicked cool chick. She is the kind of friend that you could always go to. She will be by your side through everything but will tell you her honest opinion. She is loyal, loving, caring, kind, beautiful inside and out. She is perfect in every way even if she doesn't know it. Haissa's are hard to find but if you find one hold on to her tight <3

we all love haissa! <3

by mak z January 26, 2017

Hailstoned

The moment you go from being sober, or resonably fine, to absolutely wasted in the space of a few seconds.

Applies to alcohol and other substances

"urgh, after those shots of jager, i got totally hailstoned"

"A few toke's of this shit and you'll be hailstoned in no time"

by Debbie M and Paul W March 6, 2008