by 2ndSite October 1, 2021

by The dirty birdie February 20, 2024

by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx March 17, 2024

a hummer is a gummer with teeth
by rigetsnon February 23, 2021

by Fartjiggler24 January 11, 2025

Douchebag 1: Yo Kyle, nice Hummer.
Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.
Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.
by South African Dictator October 4, 2020

A sky hummer is when you smoke tobacco in a plane while humming the words to the American national anthem
by StretchDude November 15, 2016
