on the house

free of charge, compliments of the owner

Bartender: "I think you are really cute, so I will give you drinks all night on the house."
Lil Shorty: (blushes)"Thank you!" (as she leaves to dance with her boyfriend)

by LiL ShoRty September 16, 2003

comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.

i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.

by Charleez September 23, 2007

House/Wilson

A romantic pairing between the characters Dr. Gregory House and Dr. James Wilson from the TV show House.

Currently the pairing is not canon on the show, but it has a large fandom following. Because the pairing is a slash pairing it often creates a lot of controversy during fan discussions; but writers and produceres of the show have admitted that they are aware of the large fan support of the pairing and have admitted to consciously putting subtext into the scripts. When asked in an interview, Hugh Laurie (the actor who plays the character of House) has said he would be "game" for a relationship between House and Wilson. So far Robert Sean Leonard (the actor who plays Wilson) has mostly evaded questions posed about the House/Wilson relationship. Still, the pairing is considered one of the three most popular pairings on the show (the other two being House/Cameron and House/Cuddy) and is considered a legitimate pairing by many fans.

"Last night's episode was full of House/Wilson subtext; I nearly choked on my soda when Wilson turned up on House's doorstep!"

by cirrocumulus December 10, 2008

Horus

The falcon-headed god whose earthly, visible form was the reining pharaoh in Ancient Egypt.

Horus was among the most important gods of Egypt, particularly because the Pharaoh was supposed to be his earthly embodiment. Kings would eventually take the name of Horus as one of their own. At the same time, the Pharaohs were the followers of Re and so Horus became associated with the sun as well. To the people this solar deity became identified as the son of Osiris. Attempts to resolve the conflicts between these different gods in different parts of Egypt resulted in at least fifteen distinct forms of Horus. They can be divided fairly easily into two groups, solar and Osirian, based on the parentage of the particular form of Horus. If he is said to be the son of Isis, he is Osirian; otherwise he is a solar deity. The solar Horus was called the son of Atum, or Re, or Geb and Nut variously.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

gregory house

The main character of House MD. He specializes in infectious diseases and nephrology. He is considered by many to be extremely brash and stubborn. He consistently breaks rules, yet he retains his job because he makes up for it with his brilliance. His humor is sardonic and he is not afraid to speak his mind even when it is inappropriate.

Hi, I'm Dr. Gregory House and you are a moron.

by Lisa Cuddy April 25, 2007

Jeremy's House

An imaginary place used to openly talk about going to smoke weed in Montreal and the greater Montreal area. Usually used to ask your friends in class if they plan to smoke weed after class but can also be used to find out if someone is already stoned.

Want to go to Jeremy's House after class? I have the key...

Did you go to jeremy's house?

by Lawetz April 21, 2008

animal house

a damn good movie, it's all about college frats and having fun. You do whatever you want.

I can't believe this frat is like an animal house!

by Bill December 15, 2003