the guardian

The Guardian daily newspaper is a morally repungent piece of liberal claptrap that promotes lefties and commie lib-lab-middleclass-car-haters that want to turn Britain into the "EUSSR"

I don't read that leftie shit(the guardian), only the Express, Mail and to a lesser extent The Sun know what the news is all about

by Wattsie August 9, 2006

Splooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

by nfkiller October 17, 2008

gnardog

An expression of excitement, resulting from something extremely impressive

That trick he pulled on his skateboard was straight gnardog.

by Miles Dan October 2, 2004

Point Guard

In basketball, the one that runs the offense and the one that usually lacks in points, yet is high in assists.

That point guard has 15 assists and 5 points.
This point guard cannot run an offense and should be moved to shooting guard.

by MAZZINI May 23, 2010

Guardianhican

All members of Guardian Alliance Legacy are referred to Guardianhicans

Cybernations guardian alliance members are guardianhicans, project-terra guardian members are guardianhicans

by OREOSSS May 5, 2013

Guardian's Law

1. Noun: If one possesses the THC usage apparatus, including but not limited to bowls, water pipes, paper products, vaporizers and oil rigs, of another, for all morally sound and legally permissible reasons such as misplacement, care taking, extended forgetfulness, and borrowing, the new legal guardian of the device may then have free reign with its usage so long as the original owner doesn't attempt to reclaim possession.

Wesley: Holy fuck dude did you really cop that Illedeph?
Steven: No! You know I don't have money like that. It's simple: Guardian's Law bro.
Wesley: Oh of course! Duh!

by shark hunter May 10, 2015

guardonist

who looks at other people's social accounts but never puts an I like and his social accounts are private so no one sees

My colleague is a real guardonist she didn't put an I like in my social accounts always looks at my photos and then comments with other colleagues

by ginogino33 September 4, 2019