Mini Guinea

An Italian guy with a small penis. Short, fat Italians are known for having short, fat penises. While they think of themselves as great lovers, they often come up short in the meat department by suffering from a "Mini Guinea"

He talks a great game, but when the clothes hit the floor, you see that he is slinging a Mini Guinea.

by ctbearman April 8, 2011

swamp guinea

Slang term for a black person from the musical "Hair".

Yo, he just called that black guy a swamp guinea.

by Uncle Dewey December 28, 2005

New Guinea

New Guinea is a sovereign and independent nation (Pocket State) located in the unorganized borough of Alaska. With land claims of over 320,000 square miles, 25 square miles of which they have unobstructed jurisdiction over, the pocket state is about the same size as the US state of Montana.

New Guinea is a Pocket State, not a Micronation.

Please visit New Guinea online at newguinea-gov dot com

by Spaten October 2, 2011

Equatorial guinea

One of Italian descent who lives near the equator.

``Uncle Bozzo is very high-class Italian. He's an equatorial guinea.''

by tirtle November 30, 2022

full-on guinea-pigging

When playing "just the whiskers" isn't enough.

She made me promise to keep it just the whiskers, but we ended up full-on guinea-pigging all night long.

by Element_X March 21, 2017

Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl

A “Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl!” is an insult that is thrown about in disgust towards people that are stupid or uneducated. This phrase is usually met with the response of “hogwash you buccaneer!”.

Jenkins and friend:

“Tither, Thither, Jenkins! I do believe that man is quite the pheasant-faced Guinea fowl I believed him to be!”
“Quite right ol’ matey look at him strouthing around like a lesser-man”
Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl:
“Hogwash you buccaneer! Prepare yourselves for a dashing round of fisticuffs!”

by Johnny87479 June 11, 2018

New Guinea Couch Elk

A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.

I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.

by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006