Element_X's definitions

hillbilly hayride

When you creepily whisper nonsense into a girl's ear when she is trapped on a seat in front of you.

Chris gave her a hillbilly hayride and she went crazier than a shithouse rat!

by Element_X December 16, 2015

full-on guinea-pigging

When playing "just the whiskers" isn't enough.

She made me promise to keep it just the whiskers, but we ended up full-on guinea-pigging all night long.

by Element_X March 21, 2017