Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

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grass infield

A slang term referring to pubic hair on a female's snatch

If there is grass on the infield play ball.

Man Phyllis is one dirty whore, you would need a brush hog to cut her grass infield.

by Basmagy69 June 22, 2017

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Grass Mileage

A means of describing the amount of marijuana consumed per hit.

Dude, I'm all for smoking out of the bong, but this bowl gets way better grass mileage.

by VTvalley2 November 26, 2009

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grass angel

Someone who brings weed to da party

Oh Jeff, you're such a grass angel.

by JojoSchmoe June 06, 2017

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Grass-Button

Grass-Button is a sex position involving four people of any gender combination. It is when there is a chain of four people having intercourse on their knees outside all at the same time. The origin is the grass is because it is outside and the button part is because a button has four holes and four holes are needed for a successful Grass-Button.

Girl: "Hey I feel like having a Grass-Button, any of your friends wanna come join? it has to be multiples of four though!"

Boy: "Of course!! I love a good grass-Button"

by Lover9999 March 29, 2011

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