Gancho

A snake who you can never trust.

That Gancho told everyone secrets of mine.

by Ngvmfjtrdjtrdjtrdjhffyjt October 4, 2016

The Grinch

A sexual act of stuffing a pine tree into the vagina or anus of another.

1. "Ill stuff up the tree" Ricky exclaimed, as he proceeded to wedge the large Christmas tree into his Melba's vagina, as if he was the Grinch himself.

by Oliver Dwyer April 7, 2008

Grinch-hole

n. A person who gripes about Christmas coming too early when stores put up their Christmas merchandise or radio stations play holiday tunes prior to Thanksgiving Day.
Also, a person who criticizes or whines about anything at all that is related to the things we lovers of Christmas enjoy. (Holiday music, Christmas parties, tacky sweaters, Christmas shopping, etc.)
See also, grinchhole

Veteran's Day is my favorite holiday because I always use the day off to put up my Christmas decorations. Yes, it's early, so what? Suck it, Grinch-holes.

by kathrynmham November 13, 2011

GrinchHood

That time in your life when Christmas is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Generally starts around 30, & happens mostly in men... Usually wears off after a few decades, which is why some elderly people get excited about Christmas again.

Person: Gawd my dad is a right asshole, he hates Christmas! What's wrong with him?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: How old is he?

Person: 32, why?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: He must be in his GrinchHood. Give him a few decades & he'll come round.

Person: ☹ God Dammit.

by BadAssGirl December 31, 2013

Gratchet

A person that is grumpy and ratchet.

She's so grumpy to be so ratchet - she's gratchet!

by AlphaRam January 11, 2015

grinching

verb: to walk up to someone, pants them, and then give them a quick lick of the crack before fleeing the scene

"Yo dawg, I wanna give Samantha a good grinching."

"Dam bb gurl u wanna get grinch'd."

by mr.hydeyowife February 11, 2019

Grinch

The trunk of a hatchbach or SUV

The Uber driver put my suitcase in the grinch and got me to the airport in record time, even with rush hour traffic.

by Padem October 4, 2019