God 

Someones imaginary friend in the sky.

That Cristian guy keeps talking to his imaginary friend in the sky! He said his name was God!

God by Muso August 3, 2007

God 

You're going to Hell for looking this up.

John:I just looked up God on UrbanDictionary!!!
God: Damn, I must be pretty famous!

God by Not Atheist May 7, 2010

GOD 

The head of the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit). The Supreme God I would rather live my life believing in God and His existence, and die and find out He doesn't exist, than to live my life like there isn't a God, to die and find out He exist!

In the beginning GOD created the heavens and the earth. Genesis 1:1

GOD by RedRose237 September 22, 2006

God 

An invisible man, who lives up in the sky, watches everything you do, every second of every minute of every hour of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do, and if you do any of those 10 things, he will send you to a special place where there is fire, torture, suffering, for you to suffer, scream, wail, cry, for all eternity, forever and ever, until time ends.

But he loves you.

We call him god.

God by Mr. George Carlin November 12, 2011

god 

On here are some who believe he exists, others say he doesn't. I do believe in him. If others don't, hey, that's cool. But if you don't, don't be a complete fuckface and flame those who do believe in him. Those who do believe in him, likewise. Don't flame the ones that don't believe in him.

God... does he exist? We may never know.

god by Adrian July 4, 2006

god 

what four guys made up when they were pissed and decided to make a book out of it! hey why not (shrug)

hmm... im bored.. ooh paul lets make some guy up called... ermm.. hey dog! ooh, i know.. GOD! and he could be all mighty and stuff..

yeaaaaah im so stoned right now... 0_O

god by Bobbles April 21, 2006

God 

Some dude who created heaven and earth and says he loves you and some other stuff but is mostly known for the leading cause of douchebags on the internet.

Guy: Oh my God, who touched Sasha!!??

Hardcore atheist: ZOMG!!111!!! WHY THE F*** DID YOU CAPTILIZE GOD? HES LIKE NOT REAL AND STUFF AND FAIRY PRINCESS MAGIC DUST STUPID AND DISPROVED MANY TIMES AND HES A FAIRY TALE BEACAUSE HES NOT REAL GTFO RELGIOUS FAG!!!

Guy:...........douchebag.

God by mariowars July 1, 2009