The dome gnome is a growing phenomenon seen in college towns across the country. It is usually of the female sex, with an unusual predilection for giving oral services to her mate. If her affinity for dome-giving is matched by a stimulating physical appearance, she is to be considered a "Dome Slut."
But, like in so many cases, the creature is often of lesser aesthetic quality, resembling more a troll or beast. It is then that she takes on the role of "Dome Gnome." The dome gnome can be summoned at all times and her relationship to the male is static like that of a garden gnome or vacuum cleaner.
But, like in so many cases, the creature is often of lesser aesthetic quality, resembling more a troll or beast. It is then that she takes on the role of "Dome Gnome." The dome gnome can be summoned at all times and her relationship to the male is static like that of a garden gnome or vacuum cleaner.
Enter dome gnome.
Roommate 1: Woah! what is Ben doing with that troll in his room?
Roommate 2: don't worry bro she's just a dome gnome.
Roommate 1: oooh, got it. Nice.
Roommate 1: Woah! what is Ben doing with that troll in his room?
Roommate 2: don't worry bro she's just a dome gnome.
Roommate 1: oooh, got it. Nice.
by Brorden gekko March 20, 2011
Get the Dome gnomemug. This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.
"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*
by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006
Get the Cantankerous Gnomemug. The legal process whereby an enslaved Gnome is awarded complete liberty and freedom from ownership by a slave owner. This can be accomplished on an individual basis by completing a legal Gnome Emancipation Form, or by legislative action which would free all Gnomes under it's jurisdiction.
Kaj (a Gnome) was emancipated when the Human who had purchased him as a slave filled out and signed a legal Gnome Emancipation form granting his freedom.
by Rev. Nisse March 14, 2012
Get the Gnome Emancipationmug. by FreshTrimNiranIsLife July 10, 2021
Get the garden gnomemug. by Jason Pike October 15, 2019
Get the goodbye gnomemug. A person who enjoys bright neon colored clothing, loud electronic music, lasers lights, glow-sticks, fractals, and anything fuzzy.
Raver gnomes are occasionally known to make certain items disappear, only to make them reappear(usually drug related items) at a later date, in greater or lesser quantities.
Raver gnomes are occasionally known to make certain items disappear, only to make them reappear(usually drug related items) at a later date, in greater or lesser quantities.
Raver Gnome: Creature Type, Raging Raver
The three people who show up at your house at the middle of the night and are very happy, dressed like Santa's elves from the 60's.
The three people who show up at your house at the middle of the night and are very happy, dressed like Santa's elves from the 60's.
by Raving Gandalf March 24, 2013
Get the Raver Gnomemug. by Dino_toast January 27, 2019
Get the gnomes bridemug.