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Gutter Condom

noun: object used when a regular condom is insufficient for the circumstance; a plastic baggie and a rubberband in additional to traditional measures to fully protect your shit
Jodge: Dude, check out that Gutter Hag

Bart: Whoah, shes vomitting! Better use a gutter condom on that slag.
by muffinlady January 30, 2009
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glusterfuck

A combination of the words GlusterFS and " clusterfuck ".
I.E a failure of magnificent magnitude involving the Gluster filesystem
This storage server is turning into a real glusterfuck
by Dfkfkfdk September 8, 2015
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ghetto glitter

Ghetto glitter is defined as broken glass (i.e. broken bottles, broken mirrors, broken windows, etc..) that can be found in most alleys and/or poor neighborhoods. When light shines upon the broken glass, the light is then refracted and/or reflected into the eye of an on looker which may or may not create monochromatic colors along with white light for the viewer to see.
1) Person 1: "Hey the street looks really nice today!"

Person 2: "Yeah, the light from the full moon is really shining on that ghetto glitter."

2) One should wear shoes when leaving the house so you do not cut your feet on ghetto glitter.
by Wm_Davies November 21, 2010
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Internet Glitter

The stuff on the internet you just can't look away from.
I've always got 50 tabs opened online, my mind is foggy with internet glitter.

Can't talk now, there's a lot of internet glitter tonight.

The internet glitter sucked me in.

Internet glitter... turning minutes online into hours.
by HereToSaveTheDay! July 12, 2013
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Clit-Glitter

The beads of sweat that form on the clitoris.
She laid back in the bed spreading her majestic thighs exposing her her moist vagina glistening with Clit-Glitter
by Frisky puppet December 29, 2018
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cum-guzzling gutter whore

A female that swills semen for fun and/or profit.
She has to have a cock in her mouth at all times. She's a cum-guzzling gutter whore!
by Phil Buster April 2, 2012
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Celebrity glitter

A term that best describes a Celebrities expensive jewelry.
Slang for BLING BLING.
Neck Candy.
Just look at all of that Celebrity glitter.
They must call them Stars cause of all that Celebrity glitter.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008
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