by Frozen August 18, 2003
After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
by luc richard mbah amoute April 14, 2009
Taken from the great Young Joc
- When you play with little balls or tiny pebbles and expect to get the job done when in reality everyone knows its not going to happen.
- If your a girl won't become famous.
- When you play with little balls or tiny pebbles and expect to get the job done when in reality everyone knows its not going to happen.
- If your a girl won't become famous.
Freddie: Let's down this boss!
Herbert: No nuts, no glory!
Yarmon: That Janice has no nuts, no glory.
Janice: Agreed
Herbert: No nuts, no glory!
Yarmon: That Janice has no nuts, no glory.
Janice: Agreed
by Guhjooka January 29, 2009
Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.
by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003
Goose Bumps experienced by religious people - causes include: religious fervor, visions, messages, spiritual experiences, anticipating the Rapture, signs of the Apocalypse, mutant cattle, etc...
I gots me some glory bumps in church today when the preacher told us the apocalypse is just days away!
by Walkerferox July 21, 2006
A football supporter who has jumped on the bandwagon of a currently successful club in order to bask in their reflected glory.
Particularly true of Manchester United supporters, due to the terrace chant,"Glory, glory, Man. United!" and the high proportion of its supporters with no real geographical, historical or familial allegiance to the club.
Particularly true of Manchester United supporters, due to the terrace chant,"Glory, glory, Man. United!" and the high proportion of its supporters with no real geographical, historical or familial allegiance to the club.
Manchester United and Liverpool supporters from London, the Home Counties and abroad are just glory boys
by PrinceQuince December 22, 2009
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
by Twunce March 15, 2010