glomp

a glomp is when a lady runs, jumps, opens her legs and suctions on with her vagina to another friend....

Girl: OMG *runs, jumps, opens legs*
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!

by bladderfaceman December 10, 2010

Gleep

To steal instead if purchasing.

Yo man, lets gleep that shit

by Bear, The Mysterious Donut July 10, 2011

glomp

a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.

After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.

by Ransom January 4, 2005

Gleep

Small-time theft. I.E: the theft of hats, or other small-time items.

He gleeped that man's hat.

by DJ Chronos November 1, 2004

glimp

someone with a limp in both legs. think sbout it...limping with bothe legs. It's pretty sad.

I kicked him in the shins...now he's a glimp.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Gempo

A loose insult, generally aimed at wings, tools, shems, losers, douchebags and assholes. Intended to be an insult of a clean manner such as jerk, moron, etc. Origins based in a word search map in a disclosed restaurant.

Man those Styx fans are all a bunch of fucking gempos.

Man did you see that gempo walk into that open manhole?

by The Real Mike G. May 5, 2009

Gleeped

gleeped adj \gleapt \
Really fucked up.
:completely destroyed because of stupidity:

I bought an old Plymouth Sundance from this kid for about $700. It ran like total shit, and he had no idea what was wrong. I bought it, repaired all of the broken vacuum lines, and it ran like it was supposed to. He gleeped it.

by moviesrgood May 19, 2011