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Gizmos

code name for beer popular among underage drinkers.
"you got any gizmos?"

"you bet your ass I do"
by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007
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Gilmore Girls

A fast talkin' contest, whoever can talk the fastest wins. This talkin' contest is put on TV occasionaly. The two most popular competitors are Loralai and Rory, known for their ability to not only talk fast but to put together actual conversations where they attempt to be funny.
On your mark...
Get set...
GILMORE GIRLS!!!

Rory - "So is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal?"
Loralai - "Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbara Streisand will give her last concert…again. Now, the Pope has other plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis AND Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips!"

NOT FUNNY.
by Robo-Bro October 8, 2005
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gimmoning

Punishing the local idiot.

This often occurs at set times, be they specific dates or times of day, depending on the location. The ritualistic hounding of the fool is steeped in history but enjoyed today by many societies.
Traditional cries such as "Fetch the Stick of Gimmon!" and "To the gimmoning pond!" would rally villagers, townspeople or housemates to the cause, and idiocy would know shame, fear, pain and spanktignation in roughly that order.
by Chandra42 January 17, 2007
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gizojanasty

adj 1: possessed of a haggard or unsightly appearance do to overuse of crack
adj 2: Can also be attributed to objects

from gizo meaning a glass pipe used to smoke crack and nasty
that ho is gizojanasty

the bathroom floor is all gizojanasty
by gregriley February 20, 2008
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Gilmore Guitar

Playing the guiar, while sitting on the shitter, while getting a BJ. The song must be soothing, so the performance will be perfect.
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Gilmore Guitar
by Checter November 4, 2009
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Gizsoda

The joining together of the best things to ever exist....gizmet and creamsoda. Not only do they manage to trump any and all things, but they bleed pure awesomeness from their veins. Put them together and you have everyone's everything.
Gizsoda
by gizsoda February 4, 2010
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Gimoungous

The shit is gimoungous. It's too big for ginormous and too big for humongous, it's ginourmous
by LucSkywalkerFTJ May 28, 2015
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