gerbilling

stuffing a tube in one's anus and forcing a poor gerbil to die in a persons ass

dude i went gerbiling last nite and the gerbil is still in my ass

by ryan November 17, 2006

Gerbil Packing

The process of taking a live gerbil and shoving it up one's rectum for the purpose of erotic stimulation. Historically this is achieved through the use of a toilet paper tube. Sadly, the gerbil does not typically survive the process.

I once heard that Richard Geere was caught Gerbil Packing with a prostitute in some hotel room.

by Bill Gates November 17, 2006

gerbilectomy

A medical procedure involving the removal of a dead gerbil from a feltchers rectum.

How the rodent gets there is very usually a non-accidental state of affairs - despite whatever protestations to the opposite the sufferer may claim. e.g. "I slipped over in the pet shop and fell down in bucket of gerbils."

The rodent's death throws as it suffocates are alledged to give pleasure to the 'gerbil stuffer'. Sometimes, other rodents such as a mouse or hamster are analy inserted too.

"Richard Gere had a gerbilectomy last month after a marathon feltching session in Pets 'R' Us - that's why he's carrying around that colostomy bag."

by Ernest Penfold July 3, 2006

MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS

BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 12, 2010

Gering

A verb or adjective derived from the most common and vulgar African American racial epithet, aka the "n" word. Gering refers to both the engagement in and personification of sterotypical behavior, posture, language, actions, and overall attitude commonly displayed by African Americans immersed in inner city African American hip hop culture. This phenomenon is commonly found in night clubs, American football and basketball venues, and on the streets. You can be of any race or sex and engage in the act of gering.

Yo man, did you see how those Miami football players were gering after that interception? Yeah man, they were gering so hard they almost looked like Michael Irving and Deion Sanders out there!

by Gargamel! November 8, 2008

gerringong

a place on the south coast of australia, that is half on a hill and half off it. People that live there arent rich enough to live in kiama, yet rich enough not to live in nowra.totally populated by footy lovers and surfers

Gerringong in kiamaanese means: footy, pies surf and beer

'hi, im going to gerringong'
'what the place half on the hill and half off?'
'yes'

by dylan dubya May 16, 2008

Gerbang

a goth/punk/emo wanna-be that tries too hard to fit the stereotype. Mostly referes to wanna-be goth kids that want to fit in.

Did you see that kid at lunch? He usually sits by himself, but now that he all of a sudden turned goth he sits with those gerbang kids.

by m3llyh3r01n3 January 20, 2009