Guacahole

Guacamole made inside of any orifice below the navel.

Male: "I was having sex with my girlfriend when we got hungry for some chips, but we didn't wanna stop- so we made some guacahole right then and there and munched down!"

Female: "I hate guacahole. It stings for weeks."

by ConkelDURR! August 22, 2011

guacamoleniggapenis

when a nigga got fat hard penis on a good sunday night, but the bitch spit two nigga dick sauce from last night on the nigga penis.

damn nigga what you mad ting doin on yo penis, guacamoleniggapenis lookin ass nigga

by 4 years in pussiology September 13, 2020

guacamoleishorrible

never misses and is so hot, he pulls all the women

“look at him so hot 😹😹 guacamoleishorrible can have my kids”

by idontevenknowyo April 2, 2021

guacamowley

a girl who wants to die

did i just hear someone talking about death? must be guacamowley

by notguacamowley February 2, 2017

Guacamolme

When you get and avocado and push it inside your girlfriend before sex, at the end of intercourses the avocado will be smashed up and have become guacamole!

Yo man me and my girl decided to try the Guacamolme lastnight and it tasted great!

by Fun4lyfe October 30, 2017

Guacemolean

A term used to define a person of Latino descent.

Person 1: “Hey, what nationality is Armando again? Mexican or Peruvian?”

Person 2: “I haven’t the slightest idea. I know he’s guacemolean for sure.”

by Mari-E-Chi June 7, 2018

Holy Gucamole

a cleaner word for saying "HOLY SHIT!' read below for example in sentence

friend: Hey i just won the lottery!
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass cock

and that kids, your friends will now hate you.

by WembzYT April 4, 2018