GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.

"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012

by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012

I'm on gps

When you're on house arrest.

Hey John lets go out and function.
I can't Jimmy I'm on gps

by The.More.You.Know April 19, 2018

GP

Grandparents. Grandpa, or GM for grandma.

I told my GP I would go to the store for them. Or my GP said something sooo funny the other day.

by KITKAT29 June 25, 2019

Get a GPS

It is a phrase you can use when people don't know anything about anything. It means you are lost and you don't even know what's going on at one moment or situation in life.

Mike: Hey Carl i thought mary was your girl!
Carl: What? naw am dating Diana now!
Mike: Oh really?
Carl: Yeah man, you better Get a GPS and find yourself!

by Niggazuelan January 5, 2011

GP

"GP" Guranteed Pussy

Going to pick up this girl later that is GP, so I'll busy tonight.

by Justincredible August 14, 2022

GP

Golden Palace

Sam: Are we going to GP today?
Steve: Hell yeah.

by IamUrDad November 12, 2016

GP

A Group Pee - when a group (typically guys) all go to the bathroom to bool and to pee

Tryna go to the bathroom for a GP. Or simply “GP?”

by Beppen22 September 26, 2019