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Arsonists Get All The Girls

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The absolute most kickass deathcore band of all time.
Guy: Let's listen to Arsonists Get All The Girls
Other Guy: Nah I think I'll stick with Job For a Cowboy
Guy: Faggot.
by Owns your face January 24, 2008
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Northern Virginia Girls

Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.

Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.

They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.

Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.

*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.
by Poncho Sanchez August 13, 2018
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Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
by Jason October 5, 2005
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Texas Girls

Texas girls are the best around. They're country girls living in the city. They have the best of both worlds. They are sweet, funny, and smart. They're typically good girls, with an edge. They can play dirty or they can play innocent. All Texas girls have a bit of an accent, but it's not easily caught unless you're listening. They love country music, but they'll listen to nearly anything. They are beautiful and most mothers love them. They have no objection to muddin' and guns and fire. They love their beer, but they don't go crazy. They know how to hold their own, so watch out. It's their southern-like charm that saves them from their mouths. Treat your girl right or someone else will; guys love the Texas Girls!
Those Texas Girls never fail to surprise me.
by applejuiceandbeer January 20, 2011
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girls gone wild

Video documentation demonstrating that most girls, regardless of their educational status, will transform into cheap whores after getting a couple shots of tequila into them.
Check out the Ivy League pre-med major flashing her tits and eating her sorority sister's pussy on that 'Girls Gone Wild' video!
by Proud_Conservative_1973 October 22, 2004
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Friendship goals

Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond
Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.
by Saaaaavvvvvvv July 11, 2015
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GOOD GIRLS

Girls that like Bad Guys for some reason.
Person 1) "Why do Good Girls like bad guys?"
Person 2) "I don't know, I've had that question for a real long time"
Person 1) "I've been a Bad boy and it's plain to see"
person 2) "So why do Good girls fall in love with you?"
by ChegXX69 December 19, 2018
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