gambling

v., intransitive

A quick way to riches and power.

It's a sure thing.

Drugs make your problems go away. But, you can't always count on drugs to be there. So if you're short, just create more. Or, take drugs from your parents; drugs from your parents are free.

Or, take a chance. Try gambling!

by Phifedawg April 30, 2011

garbledygook

Complete and utter nonsense.

The chapter "King's Cross" from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is full of garbledygook.

by xeagar August 8, 2007

spivs and gamblers

spivs and gamblers: Those who take speculative and risky decisions with other people's money for short term financial gain for themselves at the expense of long term benefit of the public at large or the customers who's money they deal with , with likely impact on the jobs and livelyhood of many are at risk as a result .

spivs and gamblers: Did not risky actions brought about the collapse of world financial system in 2007 and 2008 and have they learned anything from its collapse and the rescue with the tax payers's money?

by ssup September 29, 2010

glizzy gambler

A person who gambles glizzys

"He is a glizzy gambler!"

by Jaxowimi November 5, 2020

Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.

The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.

by RMDB November 5, 2008

Gumble Tuck

The act of a large man lifting his fat flap in order to insert his penis into a woman, regardless of the orifice.

I am so fat that i needed a good gumble tuck in order to make sexy time with the $3 whore down the street.

by heat nuts December 21, 2010

Garblesnorting

Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)

Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!

by Doesitmatter?? June 28, 2011