One function sex

Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.

I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.

by moondoggie84 October 26, 2016

Hyper functional

Hybrid of a night owl and a morning person

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional

by Hyperokc February 27, 2020

functional tweaker

Someone who does speed but works 40 hours a week, eats three meals a day, and sleeps every nite. And most importantly,is not a thief.
They work more hours, to get paid more, so they can buy more speed, so they can work more.
Hurts no one but themselves.

Noone would have guessed that the lady next door did drugs. She works, sleeps and eats and pays her bills. That's because she is a functional tweaker.

by Republic of mo August 13, 2021

vein of function research

research pertaining to veiny meat

Pozo was caught red handed conducting vein of function research without authority

by waller69 June 8, 2025

function music

Party Music; high energy provocative music: ratchet

The DJ was dope last night but he didn't play any function music, you know, music like 'JHawk Productions'. I was trying to get release my inner ratchet.

by ForTheFunction January 14, 2018

Functional Delicacy

The functionality of the known things that is needed to be blooming in terms of functions of the delicious delicacy.

Im the functional Delicacy of the known everything is under my control

by Ms.Everything November 23, 2021

Function

A crazy pre party

Person 1: “Come on dawg, let’s throw a crazy function ”

Person 2: “Aight bet dawg, OMW”

Person 1: Halla dude, hurry! The gyats are OTW!

Person 2: shits Bout to get litt!

by Functionmaker May 19, 2024