Friendship prayer

A hilarious chain email

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who fucks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen.

by OMGWTFBBQ! October 25, 2004

friendship

Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.

Taken from Llamas with Hats.

Wanna do something tonight?" "Sure, but what?" "Hmm, I don't know. How about we go munch a well-cooked face together?" "Sounds awesome, because we're friends, and that's what friendship is." "Woo! As long as they're not raw... because that's just gross.

by Benjamin Dover the Third May 7, 2011

Platonic friendship

Just like what JJ and Emily have on Criminal Minds, a close friendship with no sexual desire.

She's my best friend, we're close, but all we have is a nice, platonic friendship.

by StarChaser2637 July 25, 2016

Friendship

Two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together.

Carl: "But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now"

Paul: "What? Why?"

Carl: "Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together."

by Lightning533 January 5, 2011

friendism

Prejudice against non-friends.

Be careful, unjustified friendism in business relations may destroy your company.

by vanyatka October 27, 2010

Friendship Speech

What Tea Gardner routinely gives in Yu-Gi-Oh!.

"I surrender. My breasts can't withstand another Friendship Speech."- Mai Valentine, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

by Lady Alzers August 1, 2011

The Friendship Paradox

when you and a group of friends have this one guy who thinks he's the shit and bosses everyone around and another who thinks he's tough and can out beat you at anything(at the beginning you like this guy) but you end up realizing that the first guy was just trying to be good and didn't want to push people around but is still kinda an asshole, but the second guy becomes twice as bad as the first guy in the beginning, this has happened to hundreds of people, and you know who you are

1. yo joe

2. ya,whats up?

1. you know dylan was an asshole before followed that 12 step program, but he's gotten slightly better as a friend; but now noah is being a total dipshit

2. wow, were stuck in The Friendship Paradox

1. i know, lets shun noah

by LaRdO kAt777 May 9, 2010