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mister freeze

When getting a blow job in a car during sub-zero temperatures, the man pulls the girls hair back, cuts on her face and pushes her out the car, causing the cum to freeze, making the girl walk home with cum on her face.
Dad:"Where have you been?! And what is on your face!?!"

Daughter:"Tyler gave me a mister freeze"
by TheProduct2003 March 29, 2022
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Rectal Brain Freeze

Noun. Can happen when using a cheap, cold water only bidet in winter. Usually the result of a fine jet of ice water hitting the outer rim of ones exit hole. Can also cause teeth to ache, resulting in a realization that the two holes have more in common then previously thought.
"I just used my bidet I received at the under $20 Christmas gift exchange and gave myself a rectal brain freeze. I also found out I have a cavity."
by Farnyblue December 22, 2022
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Aim to freeze

A South Florida expression originating from the SkyLander villain Chill Bill’s catchphrase “I aim to freeze”. This phrase is used to express Doing good and succeeding or that you are going to succeed.
Y:I am gonna aim to freeze at this football game right now
X:Holy shit you freezing fam 🥶🧊❄️
by SyMantos July 27, 2023
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Putting the Boys in the Freezer

Person 1: Man, my hands are really cold.

Person 2: Have you tried Putting the Boys in the Freezer?

Person 1: Wowie! This really helped!
by Juli-poo June 11, 2023
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The Big Freeze

A girl will rub an ice cube on a man's penis. While blowing the man afterwards, she will unexpectedly shove the ice cube up the man's anus.
While at the party on saturday, Jasmine did The Big Freeze to Alex and it was magical!
by The Big Freeze October 24, 2007
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Deep Freezer

A morbidly obese woman. As in a woman that looks like she must always be reaching for something to eat out of the deep freeze.
"Hey bud, look at that fine ass."
"Awe man, why'd you make me check out that deep freezer?"

As a fat chick walks by... Guy 1 yells "Deep!", rest of the guys yell "Freezer!" or "Freeza!" She'll be none the wiser!
by ShiverMeTimbers October 24, 2014
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Freeze Peach

A term used mockingly by those who oppose "Free Speech". Mostly used by SJWs who are against Freedom of Speech and think it should be substantially curtailed.

Often has the unintentional side effect of making everybody who does not already agree with them roll their eyes and stop listening. It's one of those terms that lets you know exactly where the person stands as soon as they say it, and that they will almost certainly be making a very extreme and unconvincing argument - much like when somebody says "Libtard" or "Rethuglican". You know they will dismiss any other views, are extremely biased, and are probably going to make an argument based in emotion and opinion.
We should ban everybody I disagree with from speaking on campus. Who needs freeze peach?
by POTYAa August 17, 2017
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