Friends with Emotional Benefits

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically, sprung guys/girls have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get back together.

by Vu Nguyen July 29, 2008

lets be friends

What you hear instead of "lets just go on with ourselves" or "i can't fucking stand you anymore".

Girl: Yeah , you're a relly great guy, smart, funny, rich, cute, blah blah. I know we've dated for 5 years, but i think we should break up. For good. Never to date again under any circumstances. Oh yeah, LETS BE FRIENDS.

Man: Uhh.....

by Jagged Joe November 3, 2006

Let's just be friends

Let's never have sex

I like you, but let's just be friends.

by SyntacticSugarDaddy April 17, 2006

The Ripping Friends

One of the best shows ever! It is made by the same artist who made Ren and Stimpy. It's about four guys(Rip, Slab, Chunk, and Crag)who live with their mom and lab assistant Jimmy at Ripcot and fight crime. Some people believe they're gay because of the the stuff they do on the show, but they're not. The show is just basically a parody of past superhero shows and the lives of superheroes. It is a hilarious show.

Shawn B. favorite Ripping Friend is Chunk because he always says/does something dumb.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

Apex Friendship Middle School

50% of the school is depressed and all of them are basically white girls in 8th grade. there’s only one group of black kids in 8th grade who actually make everyday fun and if you hang out with them or are friends with them you’re cool. someone just tried to kill themself, there’s some girls who smell musty and smell like fish, people vape in the bathrooms (once again 8th graders), two teachers have gotten arrested, and the ap thinks that snitches are worse than people saying the n word.

Apex Friendship Middle School is a crazy ass school.

by anonymous.ss April 22, 2019

No New Friends

a phrase used to show cohesiveness amongst friends and an aversion to new "fair weather friends". Made famous by the rapper Drake in a DJ Khaled song. Popularly used as a hashtag

I still ride with my day 1 n****z , i dont really need no new friends

My and boys celebratin at the club tonight. #nonewfriends.

by The Boss Cake September 17, 2013

Friends with masturbation benefits

A friend (usually female) on Facebook added solely for the purpose of masturbation.

After running out of suitable material, I resorted to looking at the pictures of my Friends with masturbation benefits on Facebook.

by italianjob99 May 26, 2010