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maddog francis 

A smelly goat who loves to pee on the floor. He likes money and is a gold digger. That is why he owns a waffle. NEVER TRUST A MADDOG FRANCIS!! He will steal all your lady’s bed free passes and he will cheat on you with his trumpet. You should own a waffle instead :)
STOP PEEING MADDOG FRANCIS!!! I NEED 56867 MINUTES FOR THAT!!!! GIMMIE OR IM TELLING!!!
maddog francis by Waffothepuffy January 25, 2019
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Desire Francis

The Needing and Worshiping of Francis's Charisma Stat
"I desire Francis. Literally Desire Francis. No other character can come close to relating to how much I desire Francis. There is no way you can convince me not to desire Francis. Desiring Francis could not possibly be anymore me. I desire Francis, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of not desiring Francis, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that I desire Francis. I desire Francis, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that I shouldn't desire Francis is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and desiring Francis side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely think of desiring Francis every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see myself desiring Francis every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how much I desire Francis. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday that I Desire Francis in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with desiring Francis and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how much I desire Francis, it's not a hope or a dream, it's like a hunger. A thirst."

Samuel Francis Kiszka 

amazing, awesome, coolest, perfect bass player, insanely good looking, has hair that is more beautiful and luscious than any woman's, funny, in a really good band. THE BEST
Samuel Francis Kiszka is hot.

St Francis Borgia School 

Wisconsin Catholic school where you cant get away with anything. A typical day consists of president masks, molesters down the street, sexual sounds, horrible uniforms, and perfect bitchy girls whose daddies wanted them to go to catholic school. because they are rapers.
student 1: "did you hear that kid in the back of math class in St Francis Borgia School?"
student 2: "the one pretending to "do" the teacher?"
student 1: "yeah, i cont believe the teachers arent stopping him"
Student 2: "ya i mean they deffinatly hear him. maby she wants it."

Saint Francis High School 

yellow and brown, flush them down.
like they say, saint francis is full of rich people. rich as in spoiled, stubborn, and bratty. i don't advise you to attend.
girl: i'm going to saint francis high school next year!
guy: ew.

sage francis 

Underground hip hop artist who has recently signed to punk label epitaph. Previous works include the Non-Prophets album Hope, solo album Personal Journals, the Still Sick... series, and on February 8, 2005 his new album A Healthy Distrust is released. Intelligent and witty. Also known for spoken word performances, poetry slam competitions, and battling. Very dope! Check out makeshift patriot, crack pipes, the time of my life, inherited scars... just check out all of it :)
"But if it hurts me, more than it hurts you... then i wont hurt you, i got more sense than virtue"
sage francis by ambiguousdreams45 January 17, 2005

St. Francis 

St. Francis is one of the better private High Schools in LA County. It is centered toward theater, sports, religion, and academia. Loyola is the school that has for the past 29 years beat St. Francis until this year. Loyola students have knocked St. Francis forever and whenever a St. Francis student brings up the recent football win, he is considered to be an asshole by Loyola students. The men of St. Francis are much more sensitive than the average loyola student, and will always appear to in second to loyola. In reality, it is quite the opposite. St. Francis students have a much higher ratio of students getting into 4 year universities than that of loyola. Also, instead of being taught the philosophy of "survival of the fittest," like loyola students are, St. Francis uses the mentality of "what can we do to help?" Lifes happy at SF
Loyola Student:"Fuck you man, only Loyola rejects go to St. Francis"
St Francis Student:"Oh? The rejects that totally destroyed you this year in football?"
Loyola Student:"Fuck you asshole"
St. Francis by jizz javelin November 24, 2009