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Foul ball

When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.
Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.
by OyeMyBallz September 1, 2023
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Foul fishy snatch

A fanny that is unwashed for a while in the hot summer that starts to produce a rancid rotting fish stench and possibly a discharge
OMG my front bum nearly made me vomit the other day I did a massive fanny guff and the foul stink led me to believe I have a nasty case of foul fishy snatch syndrome
by Big T Hound October 21, 2021
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Reach around foul

Reach around foul: when you’re playing basketball and you reach into your buds pants and he cums right away.
Hey bud, you wanna play some basketball? Sure, reach around foul? Oh ya bud you’re going to dirty those pats.
by Horny Thornley April 2, 2020
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Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.
She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin — such a bakery foul.
by Nduck May 9, 2021
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Foul cloud

He was nearly sick when he walking into the foul cloud from Mich's fart
by MattMuz September 25, 2020
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Madison Foul

hitting someone in the head during basketball with a ball. this causes the other team to laugh making the opposing team get the ball after the other team gets distracted
*throws ball*

Madison: Ow wtf.
Referees: *whistle* Madison foul
by xxxxxyeetusthefetusxxxxx December 13, 2018
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Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.
You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.
by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023
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