flatmaze

1. A labyrinth or a complicated maze, supposedly unsolveable. Can be applied to anything that looks overly complex or intricate in detail.

2. Any method that involves searching for, buying or finding cigarette-shaped candy. (archaic)

1. "Dude, you should have seen her bush, it was like flatmaze down there for real."

2. "We're all out of those candy cigarettes man, I'm gonna have to flatmaze it to the store and get some." "Bring back some Mountain Dew too."

by No Carl No October 28, 2005

flatlander

a person who is so unaware of their surroundings they cannot even function in the world. These people are jokes in life and have no sense of style, coolness or anything of the sort.

Joe: Hey man do u wanna come over and read or something.

Kyle: Bro, are you kidding me, ur a complete flatlander

by tenth dimension March 22, 2009

flatlander

A term used by hicks in Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire to describe people who come from other states; usually a negative connotation used by hicks because they are envious that people from others states know how to make money and can't realize that you won't make cash worth a barrel of shit on a farm or a gas station out in the woods.

Flatlanders know how to live. Get a life, you damn hicks.

by idonthavaname September 23, 2006

Spanish-Flytrap

Placing your balls into someones anus or vagina.

Me and Chloe decided to do something crazy last night, so I gave her a wicked Spanish-Flytrap.

by Sparda67 September 30, 2013

Flaturate

To saturate an area with new build flats which don't sell.

Developer: "Shall we build some more flats in this area?"
Builder: "No this area is flaturated"

by Izzyyy :) February 3, 2009

flata

Swedish word meaning lesbian or "dyke". Could also refer to any woman obsessed with equity, bismerching any human of the male gender. Often found writing debate articles about animal rights, vegetarian food, gender stereotypes among nursery toddlers and so on. Seems pissed off with anyone or anything, constantly looking for a verbal battle. Drama queen. Questionable if they really are homosexual or just wanting to broaden their sexual horizons...

my ex's new girlfriend turned out to be a "flata". Serves his right, doesn't it?

by Little_puppet June 27, 2016

Flattard

Somebody who believes in flat Earth.

Hey flattard, the Earth is round.

by WDPK 83.7 FM September 6, 2021