Bruce Factor

The Bruce Factor: The amount of friends you have is directly proportional to how slutty one can be.

The more friends you have, the more promiscuous you can be without people hating on you.

This girl has no friends but sucks everyone's dick. No one really likes her.

One would do well to heed the Bruce Factor.

by Didier Drogbro May 1, 2011

facting

Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".

"Joe that was really good facting!".

by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010

box factory

Something that's extremely boring, to the point of coma-inducing
Referring to a Simpsons Episode in which Bart's class visits a box factory (Season 5 1F11, Bart Gets Famous)

X: "How was school today?"
Y: "Pure box factory."

by Neelay January 18, 2007

Factory Whore

A woman who works in any factory who has had sex with multiple employees

Last week Lorie was fucking the Maintenance Technician, this week its Frank the Shipping and Receiving Clerk, she is such a factory whore!

by evilJoe March 27, 2013

Drew Fact

Any statement that is true regardless of paradox. Often used by egotistical know-it-alls. Usually half human and half god.

I thought I was right, but he said it was a Drew Fact. I lost the bet and my wife.

by Stallion216 April 29, 2008

ass factor

The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.

If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).

If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.

by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009

Jimmy Fact

To confidently claim something as fact, when you really have no idea.

Jim: If you drink more than 15 Red Bulls in a row you'll have a heart attack.
Tom: Definitly Not, thats a Jimmy Fact.

by Jimmy8085 May 16, 2010