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fit bit

A capitalistic marketing gimmick that is a waste of money and does absolutely nothing to improve your exercise goals or physique. Fit Bits are for people amateurs who are dumbfounded about creating their own exercise routine. People who wear fit bits are still out of shape and obese. They forget about important parts of dieting like the science of nutrition, metabolism, and overall wellness. The fitbit doesn't calculate metabolic, bmi, or workout. People wearing fitbits still remain fat and unhealthy.
Paul: Tony, did you see that fat abomination wearing that fit bit?
Tony: Yeah he's such a loser. Those fitbits make him look like such a weakling.
Paul: Too bad. He'll never get stronger or have an awesome looking bod like us.
by superbipolar420 January 25, 2016
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Fit Knickin'

When an african american sits on the grass in a park or public area. The male/female will also be looking very fly and crossed out with bling bling
The man with his icy chains was just Fit Knickin' in the yard
by Dirty Pirate Fart December 21, 2008
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fit house

a term generally used by drunken males to tell a girl she is attractive to her face while at the same time giving support
john:have you seen sophie fighting with that girl over there

pete:i know (shouting) C,MON SOPHIE YOU FIT HOUSE
by happyjosh July 11, 2009
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fit sex

Damn we had fucking fit sex
by Idontknowwhattoputheylucy June 12, 2020
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Fit girl

A girl who is attractive to someone. Meaning she is hot.

Can also mean she is fit, health wise.
she is a fit girl

damn she fit
by fitgirl21 August 29, 2022
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fit as mince

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!
by Ashers September 4, 2003
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Fit AF

Someone who is well sexy 😂
by Madi ❤️ December 3, 2019
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