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Dirty Fernando

The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.
Did you hear Everett pulled a Dirty Fernando yesterday out at the track.
by Silly Stan August 3, 2009
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Ferangi

An excerpt from Michener's 1963 novel Caravans, page 9: "I was always bemused by the Afghan word for foreigner. When the first Asian students saw this ugly word, with its even uglier connotations, the unaccustomed combination of g and n perplexed them, so they invented an expressive pronunciation which included all the letters, heavily fraught with hatred, envy and contempt. Some pronounced it ferangi, with a hard g, some feranji, others foreggin, but it meant the same."
Those ferangi have strange ways.
by Machete Myron September 5, 2012
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Fernando

The most handsome, perfect man you will ever meet. He is the most caring, sweetest, perfect person to ever exist. He is loyal and will treat you like a queen. (Por siempre y para siempre)
Someone: who is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

Madigan: Fernando ♥️
by Irishlittledog January 27, 2022
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Fernando

Fernando invented geometry. He is the sorcerer of math… he invented my teacher, Mr Wienert with a box of scraps. He invented the modern calculator, and wrote the Bible.
I hate doing my Fernando homework today.
by aGiftedHotDog April 7, 2022
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Shaden Fernandez

Shaden is the best and the worst friend you'll EVER have, the girls go CRAZY over him!
Did you hear about Shaden fernandez? The dudes a green banana lover and went all Van Gov last week
by GreenBananaLover April 3, 2013
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going full Fernando

Defined as When someone is taking a shit in an Applebees bathroom, and you strip down to nothing and enjoy your poop
Going full Fernando is being defined as:
Yo there’s someone that’s gone full Fernando in the bathroom
by Halfgoodkush April 24, 2023
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fernando sanchez

A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.
Did you eat a shit sandwich for lunch? No, I got a fernando sanchez!
by otisg March 5, 2008
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