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1-10 Female attractiveness scale

This is the definitive scale for female attractiveness formulated by a small sample of 4 guys and 1 girl
1-10 Female attractiveness scale

10-Supermodel, Ridiculously hot

9- Hottest girl in her High School/College

8-Hot enough to brag about/ could 1 day model

7- A hot girlfriend

6- GF material. You would date her

5- Screw-able/ you would sleep with her if there was no commitment

4- Nice face and one significant body part

3- Has 1 Significantly attractive body part

2- Would get head from her without looking at her

1- Either retarded or ridiculous in the worst way
by Kaokashin September 19, 2012
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Universal Female Rating System

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
by KyleFPS October 28, 2008
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Fine female Friday

When ugly bitches post a picture of themselves and caption it as fine female Friday
by Weeeeeeewe May 9, 2020
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Female Fun Flaps

Her female fun flaps were so huge I had to climb inside and have a wank!
by LickMeQuick January 28, 2007
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female

lucky bastards who get more and better orgasms than men!
Guy: "Why can't we all be female so we can have non-stop pleasure?"
Other guy: "Damn that y chromosome!"
by liakias December 19, 2008
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Alpha Female

A dominant or assertive woman, a woman boss, the leader among a group of females. Previously referred to the hierarchy among animals, now used to type human beings.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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disregard females, acquire currency

disregard females (ignore any individual that is born with vaginal genetalia), acquire currency (attempt, by any means, to possess the greatest accumulation of material wealth)
"disregard females, acquire currency". (Don't get a girlfriend, make money) currency
by nztitan October 12, 2011
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