Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.
"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//
by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025
Get the carbonated felching mug.1. Ivah: Gideon and me had anal last night, and he felched me afterwards.
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2. Brenan: I am moving to Felch this summer.
by FunChild February 12, 2019
Get the Felch mug.A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.
guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
by Snke0_0 December 8, 2022
Get the felching fuck mug.Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.
"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021
Get the Felch-Tarts mug.When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.
After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard
by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021
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