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final fantasy X 

THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD

This is possibly the greatest game ever created for a bunch of worthless kids who cant never understand the underlying symbolism of the story....

ex 1
Little Kid 1: that was a stupid game
Little Kid 2: Yea it was WAY to confusing....i mean, why is the blitzball stadium all watery?
Little Kid 1: Yeah, like totally weird!

ex 2
Another Kid 1: Man, that game was hard!!!!
Another Kid 2: Yea, like i can never use Tidus' overdrive corretly! I mean you have to like, press X when the thingy's in the middle!
Another Kid 1: Yeah, thats way too hard!

But then again, teenagers cant really understand the game either:

ex 1
Teenager 1: Wow. the music of this game SUCKS like HELL!
Teenager 2: Yeah, and it was like rated T for blood? there was like no blood at all, unlike DEVIL MAY CRY 3.
Teenager 1: Like totally weird! They should have put Rage Against the Machines' music in the Background.
Teenager 2: Yeah, that soooo would have been good for the story.

Then again, adults cant understand the game either:

ex 1
Mom: Are you doing your homework?
Kid: No, Im only playing the "greatest game evah"
Mom: You mean the game thats called "Final" Fantasy but their still coming out with new ones?
Kid: yeah, mom
Mom: WOW, thats so weird.

So basically this could also be known as the most misunderstood game in the world also.
final fantasy X by Haotian XU August 6, 2006
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Final Fantasy Tactics 

A game that deserves more than four definitions.

I hate you Velius!!!
If you have not played Final Fantasy Tactics yet go to your local GameStop and buy a copy NOW. Its a steal for $10 hell, it would be a steal for 50!
Final Fantasy Tactics by The Dalian December 28, 2005

Final Fantasy VII Fankids 

Pigheaded, ignorant sheep-minded fools who refuse to admit that games have improved in the decade since Final Fantasy VII was released. Worship an overhyped video game because it is fashionable to do so. Also tend to target Final Fantasy VI and VIII as the popularity driven trend of hate.

Any attempt to improve or advance the stale, trite formula of: "Stand in a line, pick fight/magic/Item from a menu and wait.
-Or, moving past interface/designs that only existed due to hardware limitations-
are met with fear, irrational rage, insults and a refusal to accept change or improvement.

Immune to logic, common sense, counter arguments or objective, even handed thought.
Final Fantasy VII fankids want Final Fantasy VII over and over with graphical improvements only. They are also arrogant enough to define the entire series by superficial means like "being turn-based".
Nothing will ever be good enough because they don't want it to be and don't care how ignorant and stupid they look.

Final Fantasy VI 

the sixth installment in the popular RPG series, the story of a young girl named Terra who is half-human and half-esper. An evil empire led by Gestahl and Kefka threatens to pull the earth in darkness. Terra and her friends embark on a journey filled with traps, jokes, suspense, and the occasional sand in the boots.
Final Fantasy VI is the best RPG ever...better than FInal Fantasy VII. Eat my peas!!!

final fantasy tactics 

Probably the best tactical RPG for the Playstation.
Retard-"Drrrrr, what game is that you're playing?"
Me-"It's Final Fantasy Tactics, you retard"
final fantasy tactics by Emennius January 10, 2004

Final Fantasy XI 

Another extremely addictive online game just like Diablo II only this one even has a warning to it "Do not let this game interfere with your social life" but obviosly people seem to ignore it it takes up all of most peoples waking hours missing school and work just to play: also see Diablo II
Joe: Where has ben been for the last month he hasnt been in school at all
Jeff: Remember he started playing final fantasy XI again hes almost up to 3 months online thats a fucking lot of hours
Dan: Just think of it as if he's dead cause we'll never see him again

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children 

ok i just want to clear a few things up here
One Half says that:
How exactly Sephiroth managed to come back is never explained; where Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo came from is never explained; how Kadaj became Sephiroth is never explained; the full story of Geostigma is never explained; the plot holes from the game were never covered up nor explained, and how Aeris and Zack continue to exist is not explained.

SO lets start with the three grey-haired men. As the movie puts it, they are 'remnants.' They are in fact physical manifestations of Jenova's memetic legacy within the lifestream, sort of clones of a person's genetic remains, except instead of genetic, they are 'memetic' clones (born out of Jenova's or maybe Sephiroths will). the fact that Kadaj visibly disintegrates into part of the lifestream when he dies suggests that he was not born from a mother's womb, but directly from the lifestream which still contains the presense of Jenova who exerts some influence over the lifestream and Sephiroth (who is physically dead). Kadaj became sephiroth because when he took Jenova's head into himself, the jenova cells with their form changing capability did what ultimately would be in their best interest to survive and changed Kadaj into the greatest soldier ever to live in order to fight cloud.
Geostigma also links into the presence of jenova cells in the lifestream. When the lifestream, summoned by aeris, burst out of the planet to fight against meteor above midgar in the end of FFVII, the jenova cells within the lifestream infected many of the people in midgar. geostigma is the result of the body's own 'lifestream' trying to fight off the invading jenova cells, as explained by vincent.
aeris and zack continue to exist in the lifestream (and in cloud's memory/dreams), simple as that. if you are a christian and/or believe that people have a soul and there is such thing as heaven, think of it that way.
as for plot holes in the game - some things in the game are deliberately left ambiguous (i.e whether cloud ever loved aeris), many things are left for you to work out yourself and ARE NOT spelled out to you in black and white, some things can only be seen by backtracking or exploring every nook and cranny. that and vincent is by far the coolest character in the whole series.
hater: Final fantasy VII: Advent Children was lame as, you have to be a silly little final fantasy 7 sephiroth loving fanboy to actually enjoy this movie because us TRUE final fantasy fans are too busy hating fanboys to appreciate the amazing CGI, the very well coreographed fight scenes and some of the good voice acting in this film.
fanboy: be fair tho, vincent is cool