urban dictionary failure

One who has all thumbs down in thier definetions. It doesn't matter if they have been writing since 1999 or 2007, all we know is that they need to stop if they suck so much

that guy with all the thumbs down in his definetions is an urban dictionary failure

by DizzyLizzy January 29, 2007

An Urban Failure

When people post words on Urban Dictionary, but the negative votes outweigh the positive votes.

A: Dude! That concert was so bomb dot com!

B: -looks up word on urban dictionary-
Only 1000 likes, and 3800 dislikes? What an urban failure..

by mplmaoxp November 13, 2010

Failure

You.

You are a failure

by harambewasntjustagorilla May 24, 2018

failure to society

You and you're friends

James: you're such a failure to society
Failure to society: fucking crist I know

by ThenPerish February 24, 2020

failure in life

When a person has lost all hope in life and has no goals or ambitions set and even if they did they wouldn't be able to maintain them.

Hey I'm going to go out and try my luck with all the women...
Ok, best if luck.

*Sighs* I was rejected by all 300... I have lost all hope, I'm such a failure in life!

by Pablo890 October 20, 2022

Drunken Failure

This refers to when you're out drinking with a girl until she gets extremely wasted, than you go home and try to make a move or get her in the bed, but she completly rejects your ass and leaves.

Guy: wow, i totally got rejected by this hammered chick last night...

Guy #2: shit dude tough break. that is a gigantic Drunken Failure.

by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010

Cerebrum Failure

The moment when your brain splits up and fails in memorizing something important, but instead gives you two options which will cause you a huge amount of stress that day, especially when in the office.

John: Hey Bob, I am going to get some coffee would you like some?
Bob: Wait John!
John: ???
Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING
John: About what?
Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere!
John: ... So did you lose it somewhere?
Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home.
John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work.
Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..

by SFromDaOldskool June 11, 2011